Nerf Bars are a girl's best friend.

Hey ladies, I've got an exciting offer for you. How about some step bars for your truck?

What, you were expecting something else? A diamond ring, perhaps. Or some other stupid symbol. Ladies, I'm not here to mess around. You won't be getting diamonds from me, or jewelry. Those items are useless. I like function.

That's why I buy all of my lady friends the new Platinum Step Bars from Westin. The fancy chrome-plated stainless exterior begs to be polished while the stylish, black, non-slip step surface just screams, "Step on me!!"

That's what they're for. See, if I were to get you a diamond ring it would sit on your finger until you die and then my hard earned money would be in the ground, for eternity.

A nice set of nerf bars, on the other hand, will be used hard, really, really hard and keep on going. Especially if they're manufactured by the venerable Westin. They've really got their shit together over there.

That's all for today. Buy step bars. Buy Westin. Go Browns!

Suckers!