Nerf Bars are a girl's best friend.

Hey ladies, I've got an exciting offer for you. How about some step bars for your truck?

What, you were expecting something else? A diamond ring, perhaps. Or some other stupid symbol. Ladies, I'm not here to mess around. You won't be getting diamonds from me, or jewelry. Those items are useless. I like function.

That's why I buy all of my lady friends the new Platinum Step Bars from Westin. The fancy chrome-plated stainless exterior begs to be polished while the stylish, black, non-slip step surface just screams, "Step on me!!"

That's what they're for. See, if I were to get you a diamond ring it would sit on your finger until you die and then my hard earned money would be in the ground, for eternity.

A nice set of nerf bars, on the other hand, will be used hard, really, really hard and keep on going. Especially if they're manufactured by the venerable Westin. They've really got their shit together over there.

That's all for today. Buy step bars. Buy Westin. Go Browns!

Suckers!

Another Day On the North Coast.

I know what you're thinking. I'm living the life here in Cleveland, right? I drive a quaint little car and live in a quaint little house on a quaint little street in the poorest major city in the United States.

Did you know that? This city is totally poor. I guess it's because the city spends my hard-earned dollars sending their maintenance crews to cut my grass down to the dirt and shred my beautiful flowers with string trimmers ("oops, sorry Mr. [Cleveland Mike], we got a report that this address was unoccupied..."). Or maybe it's because they assign a garbage truck to the West Side Market to pick up two loads of trash and the crew spends the rest of the day sleeping in the cab and reading the newspaper.

Oh well, the East and Southern coastline have hurricanes to deal with while the West coast has earthquakes. Up here, we just get snowed on. A lot. But it's better than being drowned or having the ground open up and swallow you alive.

Cheers.

Oh, and don't forget to check out some sweet truck accessories from my boys at Stylin Concepts. They've got anything you could want, from exhaust or intake systems, to side step bars, billet grilles, or even suspension kits.

Check 'em out, sucka!

Truck Accessories for your Truck!

Today we will define a few different truck accessories available on the market today.

Billet grills are replacment grille inserts for the front of your truck or SUV. Most are made of aluminum and the design features thin bars that run horizontally across your grille opening. The look is smooth, seamless and sexy. Ok, maybe it's not sexy exactly, but your truck will look awesome!

Usually, they come in a polished finish, which is a shiny, mirror-like look. It's very close to chrome, but less expensive. Also, some bolt onto the front of your truck, and some require that you cut your factory grill out.








Nerf Bars are another great truck accessory that you can get.

Nerf bars are tubular-designed steps that bolt along the bottom edge of your truck or SUV, right underneath the doors. They usually have a shiny chrome finish and feature plastic steps. They also go by the name: Tube Steps, Step Rails, Nerf Bars, or Step Bars.












That's all the truck accessories that I'm gonna talk about today. Don't forget to check out Stylin' Concepts. They've got a Father's Day promotion right now.