Friday, September 29, 2006

Oh Shit!! We got videos!

Check it out. I've just invented the technology to put Youtube videos into my blog posts. I prayed to the Dark Lord and he came back with the information I needed.

So, here's our first video. It's a 1997-2003 Ford F150 stepside. He's got big wheels and a body kit. But mostly we're interested in his killer airbag setup. See, he's swapped out his stock suspension components for a custom air bag suspension. This allows him to let the air out of the bags and drag parts of his truck along the street. This video shows how that can be a problem sometimes. (Yes, you may have seen this before. It's been circulating around the 'net for a few years.)


Suckaz!

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Nerf Bars are a girl's best friend.

Hey ladies, I've got an exciting offer for you. How about some step bars for your truck?

What, you were expecting something else? A diamond ring, perhaps. Or some other stupid symbol. Ladies, I'm not here to mess around. You won't be getting diamonds from me, or jewelry. Those items are useless. I like function.

That's why I buy all of my lady friends the new Platinum Step Bars from Westin. The fancy chrome-plated stainless exterior begs to be polished while the stylish, black, non-slip step surface just screams, "Step on me!!"

That's what they're for. See, if I were to get you a diamond ring it would sit on your finger until you die and then my hard earned money would be in the ground, for eternity.

A nice set of nerf bars, on the other hand, will be used hard, really, really hard and keep on going. Especially if they're manufactured by the venerable Westin. They've really got their shit together over there.

That's all for today. Buy step bars. Buy Westin. Go Browns!

Suckers!

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