Performance Hoods

Whoa! Stylin' Concepts now has a whole page on their site dedicated to performance truck hoods. There are cowl induction hoods for trucks, ran air hoods, heat extractor hoods, and old-school, muscle-car style shaker hoods! Woo-hoo! Hoods rule!

Oh, and you know what else rules? The "reaheat" button on your microwave. It's like the little friend I never knew I had. I usually just grab food out of the fridge and eat it cold like some caveman. But I was feeling a little squirrely last night and decided to try out some of the automatic cooking functions of my expensive microwave. I'll give you my opinion and it's only one word - Nice!

Suckers!

Truck Accessories - Not hard to find.

Why, oh why are there so many stock-looking trucks on the road these days? I mean, is it really that hard to call up Stylin' Concepts or JC Whitney and get an EGR Hood Guard?

Nobody should have to see stock trucks rolling around. It's a disgrace. That's why people don't run around naked. When I go out in public, I have the common decency to wear clothing. I don't want to offend anyone by having my naughty parts flopping all over the place. And neither should your truck.

A naked truck hood is a terrible thing to waste. You should install a hood guard onto the hood of your truck. Or if you prefer, just replace it with a hot fiberglass hood. It'll have scoops and air vents and be much more attractive than a hood with no truck accessories.

And what about shoes? Your truck's wheels and tires are like its shoes. Do you walk around barefoot and nasty-looking like Nicole Richie? I didn't think so. So hook your truck up with some nice wheels and tires.

What about the engine compartment, you know, the "heart" of your truck. Have you taken care of it with a nice air intake system? What about a performance exhaust system? Those are some of the first things you're going to want to do. You'll get some extra ponies out of your stock engine as well as pick up some MPGs.

Get away from that naked truck and put some hot truck accessories on it!